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There must be a party. It must be an exclusive holiday party to which all the video game industry big shots are invited. Shigeru Miyamoto, Jack Tretton, Frank Gibeau and countless others all attend each year. After a few rounds of slightly sauced motion gaming, those in attendance probably decide to raise the stakes. The penalty for defeat is that one of these poor schmoes will have to publicly say something so ridiculous that gamers can only assume they lost a bet like this. Phrases like, “Can’t find any PS3s on store shelves,” “Only possible on the PS3,” “Call of Duty will go subscription-based,” and “The offline single player experience is dead,” are all results of this executive-level tomfoolery. This has to be the only plausible explanation, right? These guys can’t really believe it when they say these things.